What kind of Christian are you?

One of my buds approached me at church last week and greeted me by saying, ” ‘sup ninja?” And my wheels started turning. I don’t think he meant anything by it, but that’s a pretty good description- I’m ruthless, deadly, skilled in the Art of War. Or then again, maybe I’m not. But I think that’s a pretty good description of me as a Christian. So what kind of Christian are you?

• Ninja: You work best behind the scenes. Effective and efficient. May never get credit and is seldom seen, but we know after you’ve been there, that the job got done.
• Pirate: You’re always seeking the next adventure. Your focus is on the treasure stored for you… somewhere marked with an ‘x’. And you smell.
• Rambo: Strong and independent. Out of place in the world because you were bred for battle. Better not get in your way.
• Homer Simpson: You’re clumsy and not very bright. But somehow, some way, everything seems to work out for you.
• Ned Flanders: To quote a comedian I once heard, “you have every book of the Bible memorized, but you can’t remember to turn off your turn signal.” Your religiosity turns people off, but you’re genuine and sincere.
• Jack Bauer: Need something done? We turn to you. You’ll do whatever it takes, though your morality can best be described as “grey”.
• Lost: No, not with respect to salvation, but referencing the TV show. You have a constant tension between faith and reason, science and the supernatural. Everyone is trying to figure out what makes you tick.
• Superman: Seemingly invincible, nothing seems to shake your faith. But there’s one thing that’s your kryptonite, and it can kill you.
• Spider Man: You keep your sense of humor in every trying circumstance. Your faith is stronger that it looks. But you don’t choose the best of friends.
• Simon Cowell: You always have an opinion. But you speak the truth in love (ok, I’m reaching here).
• Meredeth Grey: You narrate your life as there always seems to be drama around you. You are a faithful friend, if indecisive.
• Rocky: You can take a punch. You’re an underdog. No matter how many times you get knocked down, you always get back up.
• Jesus: ‘nuff said.